Why do the Red Sox hate their pitchers?

Kyle says ‘WTF offense?’

(Photo courtesy of Kelly O’Connor)

So Kyle throws 77 pitches in 6 full innings. He faced 25 batters and struck out six. He gave up six hits and didn’t walk anyone.

Yet, because of an error, he gave up one unearned run. Leaves after six with the score 1-0. Lincoln Holdzkom comes in to load the bases and give up 3 runs. After seven innings, PawSox are down 4-0. Honestly, if I wanted this much aggravation watching a ball game, I’d just watch a replay of any of the Boston/Tampa Bay games from last week.

Kyle kicked ass tonight – so that’s what I’ll focus on. But, seriously, baseball teams with the name RED SOX in them?

Get some freaking hits. Then get some freaking runs. SUPPORT your freaking pitchers, men.

Runs. We need runs.

(This is retroactive for the PawSox and preemptive for the BoSox.)

I spent the entire day mourning and it’s time to start the healing. Cheer me the hell up fellas.

(Hey, just as I finished composing this, the PawSox scored two runs – keep it up boys!)