"That fan should have been arrested," Jackson said. "That object could have had a needle in it. It could have hit him. The commissioner of baseball must be outspoken in protecting any players whose lives are in jeopardy."
And if my uncle had a uterus, he’d be my aunt. Fans have thrown much worse things at players than the piece of plastic tubing tossed in San Diego.
Baseball spokesman Rich Levin, after speaking with Padres chief executive officer Sandy Alderson, said Tuesday it might have been a cooking baster.
Sandy Alderson and Rich Levin are all part of the conspiracy against Bonds. DOESN’T ANYONE GET THAT?
"For some people, it’s about suspicion of drug use because they have no proof. For others, it’s a cover for other anger that they have," Jackson said. "For example, the closer Hank Aaron got to Babe Ruth’s record, the more violence and hate mail he received.
<Red Sox Chick smacks herself in the forehead>
I get it now! THANK YOU, Reverend Jackson, for showing me the light. This is all because Bonds is getting close to Ruth’s "record". (How can it actually be Ruth’s record if Hank Aaron is the record-holder? Just wondering.) So once he passes Ruth, are people going to stop thinking that Bonds is a steroid-using, arrogant, self-righteous, horse’s behind?
I don’t think so.
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