Shelley Duncan’s burps smell like lilacs…

…and Joba Chamberlain poops giant balls of sunshine.

Is that better, Yankees fans?

Honestly, I haven’t received this many cranky emails since I posted the "Every time the White Sox win, God kills a kitten" picture back in 2005.

If you’re looking for Chamberlain or Duncan, or any other Yankee, ballwashing, this is certainly the wrong place to be.

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