This will be a quick one. Hell, the film itself was only 70 minutes long so why stretch this out? I’ve watched subtitled films before (and I prefer them to overdubs) but I was concerned I’d have trouble following a…
Category: Movies
The Detective – 1968
“…penis cut off” Words I never thought I’d hear Frank Sinatra say. For 1968, this is some heady stuff, eh? And thus begins our detective story. “There’s semen stains on the sheets.”  Frank Sinatra gunning for an Oscar nomination? I…
Chinatown – 1974
Roman Polanski makes my skin crawl. Also, I had no intentions of doing a Faye Dunaway film festival but she’s in a lot of movies that people think I should see that I’ve never seen. Much like I did with…
Bonnie and Clyde – 1967
Never saw it. Never wanted to see it. Thought it was time I did. I’ll say this. Five minutes into the film and Faye Dunaway’s accent is making me want to kick her. Also, I totally believe she had surgery…